Thursday, April 12, 2012

Leave Hair On the Ground? Piss Off

I face this problem every single day in my life, but I at least make an attempt to fix it. 

The problem is called "wet hair on the ground." And yes, it is indeed a problem. 

Okay, so you may think I may be over dramatic and say there are bigger problems out there (like how North Korea just tested a rocket about 30 minutes ago and with unconfirmed indications that the rocket may have failed or malfunctioned... Let's hope so) but honestly, wet hair on the ground is disgusting. 

My secondary source Yahoo answers told me that we lose an average of 100 hairs a day. Now let's take some time to recollect where all those hairs may have ended up. 

I can only pray to God that they haven't fallen on to my wet bathroom floor. 

But you know what, that is okay because I actually PICK UP MY HAIRS instead of leaving the next person to do it. And everyone else should do that too. I mean... it's kind of gross picking up other people's hairs on the floor. Ew. 

I'm not the only one who thinks this, as there are about 150 people on facebook that agree with me and even dedicated groups to this cause.

The group names are slightly different; 

  • My roomates hair on the floor
  • I don't like HAIR on the floor :|

    But all relate to how we hate hair on the floor! 

    The fact is, this is a simple problem to fix, and that's what annoys me. Just look at the ground and PICK IT UP AND THROW IT OUT. It's simple people. If you can't do that, don't even bother going to school and learn your algebra and your theories or try to get a boyfriend or girlfriend, or any friends in fact. Because I'm telling you, if you can't do this simple task, I honestly don't know what you can do.

    Also, you know what else pisses me off? When people pick off a hair and throw it on the ground. NO NO NO, you didn't get rid of it, now its just on the ground! It's still there! We all know you saw it, and so just go dispose of it in the garbage or put it outside! 

    Honestly, it's not that difficult. If you see your hair on the ground, pick it up and throw it out. Just do it. 

    Otherwise, Piss off. 



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